Thread: MRWOOHOO Knows about the Panama girls

OK, this is for all the single guys out there looking for love or whatever in Panama. Glory be, as a single white guy from the USA the women will look at you like you are Brad Pitt. Doesn't matter how old you are, but do remember, you are probably worth more than their 3 generations of their extended family combined. There are good and bad women in Panama, there are clubs you can go to in Panama city (I know of one in particular, Wednesdays are HOT!!), that you can walk out with one or two women, maybe they charge, maybe they dont, but most have regular day jobs. There are also regular good old fashioned liscensed brothels as well. Lesson number one, WEAR A CONDOM!!! Dont be stupid, forget what the pope says. Now there are plenty of women that will be looking for USA guys, there are allot of very good Catholic, family oriented women in Panama that want a stable family and honestly if I had to choose between being marrying dirt poor or "rich" I will take rich. There are also ALLOT of very educated professional women, lawyers, real estate agents, bankers, teachers that cannot find a decent man in Panama. As a US American you can set your sights as high or as low as you want, no kidding. If you actually go out on a real date (not just sex), wait a couple of times before buying her anything. If she starts asking for stuff right from the get-go she cares about your wallet. If she does not ask for anything she cares about you. PHewwwwwww!!!!!

That's good advice for people who are looking for a relationship: don't buy her anything for a while. It's the only way you can tell if she is just in it for the money.

Big newsflash for you guys: Some women will lure you in by pretending not to care about material gifts and favors. This can go on for weeks, months or years, depending on the size of the eventual payoff.

I've seen it happen before with a friend of mine (he: American, she: Panamanian).

So what is the best way to tell?

Hey there single guys, there is actually not much to worry about if she is only interested in your wallet. Double check with an attorney, but it is my understanding that if you have a secret account in a Panama bank or keep your money out of the country, WHO CARES if she is interested in your wallet????? SHE CANNOT GET S*&T!!!
This is not the US or a European country that automatically entitles her to half of what you are worth. From what I understand even monthly child support is less than a good dinner in a decent restaurant. I am not saying go ahead and leave a trail of illegitimate children across the country but the worry factor really is not there. Once again I stress talking with an attorney just so you know what you are getting into.

Originally Posted by MRWOOHOO

child support is less than a good dinner in a decent restaurant. I am not saying go ahead and leave a trail of illegitimate children across the country

ROFL!!

A friend of mine once told me that he'd love to have several dozen children with different women but that he can't afford it. I'll tell him to come to Panama..!

Yeah, if you really wanted to you could go seed planting until the day you die. Once again I stress the importance of an attorneys advice on this matter. I think that if you actually own property or something else of value within Panama she might be able to get some of it. If you are retired or getting your regular check outside of Panama, what is the point of owning something when rent is really really cheap! Keep it in a US or other foreign bank and she is S.O.L.

The only problem is that if the woman is only interested in your wallet, she will probably try to make you buy her things and such or else refuse to hang out with you.

That is the great thing about this country, it really is not hard to find a new one.

Exactly. That's why I always wonder why some guys seem to get so obsessed with a girl they barely know who doesn't like them and just uses them for money and stuff. Have you seen this type of situation? I see it often. Why not just forget the selfish girl and go find some new ones.

This is just another reason that makes Panama so beautifully unique. ;-)
THE WOMEN ARE PLENTIFUL AND SMOKING HOT!!!! No need to worry about just one.

Do you think the women in Panama are the most beautiful from the world?

That is personal preference, if you are looking for allot of tall blondes, this is probably not the place. I am already tall and blonde and after living in Florida for so long I have developed an interest in olive skin. Not to mention these women come from Colombia, Brazil, Spain, many countries in between, and have combined in some cases. As far as I am concerned, these women are really smoking HOT!!!!!

Hey there single guys, there is actually not much to worry about if she is only interested in your wallet. Double check with an attorney, but it is my understanding that if you have a secret account in a Panama bank or keep your money out of the country, WHO CARES if she is interested in your wallet????? SHE CANNOT GET S*&T!!!

That's true, and she probably knows that. However, this isn't a game where she has all her cards on the table. She will try to make you fall in love with her, and then her aunt will get sick, her grandmother will need an operation, her cousin will want to travel to the US to see his little niece for the first time in his life, and so on. You will become her family's walking ATM machine and you will feel morally obligated to help out wherever you can. If she's really sophisticated she will even "suggest" some profitable investment opportunities, etc. So, my advice to the guys here is don't get attached and don't fall in love unless you know exactly what you're doing!

Do you think the women in Panama are the most beautiful from the world?

It depends on your point of view I guess; I'm a woman myself so I might be a bit biased, and I'd say that as in most countries, there are some beautiful women and some not so beautiful women in Panama.

after i've read all your posts i'm more interested in Panama LOL my question is... all women know to speak english? or they understand it at least?

Originally Posted by Nosfer

after i've read all your posts i'm more interested in Panama LOL my question is... all women know to speak english? or they understand it at least?

Some do, some don't. Most will understand at least a few words. If everything else fails, there's always sign language.

Good advice PanamaPat, always watch out. If you really look at it I dont know if "gold-digging" is much different than the US and that can go both ways. As far as translation goes between a man and a woman, is there nothing that cannot be resolved without a little alcohol and a beautiful natural beach or mountain setting?
Quick story: I know of a man that lives in Boquete, mid 50's, got married to a local woman in her thirties with 2 kids, seem happy.
Quick story 2: While house hunting in Panama city I met an Aussie, mid 50's, drives a rice rocket, has a 20+ wife, has 2 kids with her, seems happy.

What's that mean? - People put up a good front, maybe? Find a good one, dont let Mr. Happy make all the decisions.

I know several Americans who have found love in Panama. The usual caveats apply but for the most part, as long as you speak the same language (Spanish or English), and stick to independent girls that make their own money and are not already starving, it can actually work.

How are European guys perceived in Panama? All other things being equal, do they stand a chance against Americans?

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Originally Posted by MRWOOHOO

This is just another reason that makes Panama so beautifully unique. ;-)
THE WOMEN ARE PLENTIFUL AND SMOKING HOT!!!! No need to worry about just one.

I agree! I'm from S.India / M / 22, who wants me! LOL! Just joking!

Panamanian girls are not the ones you should be worried about. Although we do have our fair share of gold-diggers. Beware of the beautiful creature called "LA COLOMBIANA". These women are trained to work men before the age of 13. By the age of 17 most of them are already worn out, so they come to Panama to sink their hooks into whatever fish they can catch. I heard crazy story about Colombian chicks even drugging the man to get that wallet. They are more beautiful than a Panamanian girl but deadly. These girls are not no joke when it comes to landing a rich man. If she approaches you...be cautious LOL.

The Colombiana's are the truly dangerous ones although I have met some Panamanian women that learned from them. I will say though there truly are MANY beautiful Panamanian girls.

There's a HUGE difference between the Colombianas that you'll encounter in Panama City than the ones you'll typically meet in Colombia. Mostly because there are numerous Colombian prostitutes in Panama City.

I find it funny when someone bases their perceptions of all Colombian women on the few they meet in Panama. If you actually go to to Colombia, you'll find some fantastic women who aren't "deadly" at all. Anyone who falls in love with a Colombian prostitute in Panama deserves what they get, in my humble opinion...

Originally Posted by Roger

Anyone who falls in love with a Colombian prostitute in Panama deserves what they get, in my humble opinion...

Lol, Yep, you couldn't be more correct I have seen plenty of guys fall in love with their "girlfriend" they met at some hooker hang-out. They always seem so surprised that she wants a car, housing, and a steady paycheck. Then on top of it she still is hooking on the side.

Originally Posted by MRWOOHOO

The Colombiana's are the truly dangerous ones although I have met some Panamanian women that learned from them. I will say though there truly are MANY beautiful Panamanian girls.

There are alot of beautiful Panamanian girls (I am one of them ), however there are alot of ugly ones too LOL. I'm sorry, but even I have to admit that Panamanian girls have nothing on girls from Colombia and Venezuela in the looks apartment. I have been asked a few times if I'm from south america because I'm tall and I don't really look like a typical Panama girl.

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Originally Posted by Roger

There's a HUGE difference between the Colombianas that you'll encounter in Panama City than the ones you'll typically meet in Colombia. Mostly because there are numerous Colombian prostitutes in Panama City.

I find it funny when someone bases their perceptions of all Colombian women on the few they meet in Panama. If you actually go to to Colombia, you'll find some fantastic women who aren't "deadly" at all. Anyone who falls in love with a Colombian prostitute in Panama deserves what they get, in my humble opinion...

I was refering to the ones in Panama. I never been to Colombia so I do not know. Obviously not all are plastic chicks looking for a sugar daddy. But I give them their props...they do know how to work what they have lol. I have a friend, and this friend happens to be pretty well off, he lives here in Panama and he goes to Colombia a few times a year, brings back a couple chicks to live with him, and then after a couple months, he sends them back. "Wash, Rinse, Repeat" ...LOL. I asked him why he doesn't date Panamanian girls and he said its because Colombian woman supposedly know how to treat their men better and they don't want to fight with him all the time like a Panamanian girl would.

Originally Posted by PanamaPat

That's true, and she probably knows that. However, this isn't a game where she has all her cards on the table. She will try to make you fall in love with her, and then her aunt will get sick, her grandmother will need an operation, her cousin will want to travel to the US to see his little niece for the first time in his life, and so on. You will become her family's walking ATM machine and you will feel morally obligated to help out wherever you can. If she's really sophisticated she will even "suggest" some profitable investment opportunities, etc. So, my advice to the guys here is don't get attached and don't fall in love unless you know exactly what you're doing!

Is that stuff still going on? In Panama? - I'm shocked. A gal in Saigon did that number on me back in '66 - I went for it hook, line and sinker. A little wiser now.

If you want a Colombian woman you need to look in Colombia. Lots of smokin hot ones. You have to be realistic though. If you are wanting to get married and have it last ,you cant be hooking up with a hot babe 20+ years younger. Sure you can have it, but realistically it ain't gona last. I have been to Colombia about 10 times. My wife is Colombian and we have been happily married 5 years. (and yes she is smokin) Its fun shopping around but if you want a keeper there are lots of them too. I found from my experience and others I know, that if you want the best chance its going to work you should try to keep the age difference to less than 10 years. I have yet been to Panama but hope to get there later this year or early next.

Things are not that much different in Thailand. I tend to stay with one woman at a time, but have gone on binges in the past. Some woman are in for the long haul, and some are in for the short. Even with the short time ones, you should always give it some time (like 15 minutes) before you commit to anything. By this time, I can go with my gut feelings about someone. However, in Thailand, a lot of men (mostly Europeans) constantly confuse sex with "love." Not sure why, except, maybe, inexperience.

I wasn't able to access this thread before, and I never got a password, but I'd like to thank the moderators for granting me access.

I'm going to a book store today to study a map of Panama City. I'll figure out where to go at first for a little exploration, and then decide where I might want to rent an apartment for the Winter.

Panama seems better every day. At least here, things seem more up-front, and not couched in a lot of BS. Thanks, again

Quick edit to add that I spent some time in Mexico, and found Hispanic (?) women to be extremely hot.

Originally Posted by MRWOOHOO

OK, this is for all the single guys out there looking for love or whatever in Panama. Glory be, as a single white guy from the USA the women will look at you like you are Brad Pitt. Doesn't matter how old you are, but do remember, you are probably worth more than their 3 generations of their extended family combined. There are good and bad women in Panama, there are clubs you can go to in Panama city (I know of one in particular, Wednesdays are HOT!!), that you can walk out with one or two women, maybe they charge, maybe they dont, but most have regular day jobs. There are also regular good old fashioned liscensed brothels as well. Lesson number one, WEAR A CONDOM!!! Dont be stupid, forget what the pope says. Now there are plenty of women that will be looking for USA guys, there are allot of very good Catholic, family oriented women in Panama that want a stable family and honestly if I had to choose between being marrying dirt poor or "rich" I will take rich. There are also ALLOT of very educated professional women, lawyers, real estate agents, bankers, teachers that cannot find a decent man in Panama. As a US American you can set your sights as high or as low as you want, no kidding. If you actually go out on a real date (not just sex), wait a couple of times before buying her anything. If she starts asking for stuff right from the get-go she cares about your wallet. If she does not ask for anything she cares about you. PHewwwwwww!!!!!

Mr "WooHoo"

You wrote, but then deleted from here the following (remember, you can delete but it still goes to my e-mail. A screen shot will be taken of this in case it gets deleted too to prove it was here:


"Keep in mind the perspective is coming from somebody that lives here, not somebody that
is here on vacation. Another thing you may want to notice that post was made on 10/23/07.
I take it you had a bad time in Panama City?"

No, I had a great time in Panama City. There's a lot more than just clubbing and women, especially when your 100% fluent is the language. But when I see B.S. and dishonesty, I call it out. It's just an old habit of mine.