Thread: Santa Catalina - Panama

This location has to be the worst vacation spot on Earth in all categories.

There were drunk locals all over the streets tumbling around, food supplies non-existent, restaurants had maybe a quarter of the items on the menu (if lucky). The first restaurant we tried just closed at lunch for lack of supplies, other had 0 out of 5 desserts. Another had a drunk waiter and an imaginary wifi connection.

Water and electricity was a scarce luxury. On the rare occasions they had both the shower water was either ice cold or boiling hot requiring you to shower by turning off and on the suicide unit and pop your head in now and then.

They left the divers bobbing in the water for 30-40 mins while they took a lunch nap.

There was not a single positive experience in the town which by the way houses 290 people in the metropolitan area. When talking to people they appeared to be from another planet, the one with only unmotivated, lazy idiots.

Contrail is that you? Tell us about the monkeys please. How is the old car doing?

I rent a Nissan X-trail as needed in Panama. Otherwise I would not want to be burdened with it.

For Santa Catalina you don't need a 4WD though. There were no monkeys and no contrails, probably due to the lack of air travel in the region.

Originally Posted by Sir Stressalot

Contrail is that you? Tell us about the monkeys please. How is the old car doing?

This place sounds like Sir Sressalot's kind of town...

ah , my good friend contrail is alive and well , i was so worried , good to have you back . and nice to hear you still love panama with all its charm

Originally Posted by pingun

This location has to be the worst vacation spot on Earth in all categories.

There were drunk locals all over the streets tumbling around, food supplies non-existent, restaurants had maybe a quarter of the items on the menu (if lucky). The first restaurant we tried just closed at lunch for lack of supplies, other had 0 out of 5 desserts. Another had a drunk waiter and an imaginary wifi connection.

Water and electricity was a scarce luxury. On the rare occasions they had both the shower water was either ice cold or boiling hot requiring you to shower by turning off and on the suicide unit and pop your head in now and then.

They left the divers bobbing in the water for 30-40 mins while they took a lunch nap.

There was not a single positive experience in the town which by the way houses 290 people in the metropolitan area. When talking to people they appeared to be from another planet, the one with only unmotivated, lazy idiots.

thanks for the input. I have always been curious about that place. It's talked up as being a nice surfing/fishing spot but I wondered why the local surf motel is perpetually for sale on Craig's List. Doesn't look like there is a decent grocery store for miles.

Originally Posted by pingun

This location has to be the worst vacation spot on Earth in all categories.

There were drunk locals all over the streets tumbling around, food supplies non-existent, restaurants had maybe a quarter of the items on the menu (if lucky). The first restaurant we tried just closed at lunch for lack of supplies, other had 0 out of 5 desserts. Another had a drunk waiter and an imaginary wifi connection.

Water and electricity was a scarce luxury. On the rare occasions they had both the shower water was either ice cold or boiling hot requiring you to shower by turning off and on the suicide unit and pop your head in now and then.

They left the divers bobbing in the water for 30-40 mins while they took a lunch nap.

There was not a single positive experience in the town which by the way houses 290 people in the metropolitan area. When talking to people they appeared to be from another planet, the one with only unmotivated, lazy idiots.

NY Times names Panama #1 place to visit-the country had better up it game alot. I find the whole country lacking any type of good service or competence in general.

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