Mr. Woohoo, I KNOW you're not that kind of guy! I said that to myself the minute I saw you. No, I'm not licensed in massage; it's personal bodybuilding training that I would be capable of. I figured there might be upscale clients as anywhere in the world. I'm actually a professional concert pianist and teaching may also work. Thanks again for the info.
Sorry about the "thumbs down." I don't know where it came from and I don't know how to get rid of it.